How often have you gazed at the sky and lost yourself? I haven’t… Frankly, every time I look at the stars I feel the urgent download of every earthly problem weighting down on my forehead. To call it mildly discomforting is an understatement. What propels me to still indulge in such a mind numbing task is the simple fact that the crapper isn’t cutting it anymore. The golden pot of golden thoughts seems to have lost its divine ability to glean pointless bits of information, percolate and present me with an eureka moment. Face it, I’m sure some of the world’s greatest thoughts must have had their humble beginnings from the pot of wisdom. Ask Churchill or Edison, they swore by it. So what then seems to be off? Well, for one, I just cant seem to have enough time. Then there’s the upcoming workday firing up hotter than the exhaust on a space shuttle. How can one relax and pinch a loaf with presentation decks and spreadsheets being processed in the background at a rate of a few Gbps. Couple that with an out-of-control Blackberry addiction and what you have is someone who’s nurturing nervous tics by the hour.
I used to be different – laid back and easy going. But that was when the old man footed bills and chewed my ear off. You see, the secret to happiness is having someone else worry about your life. No, seriously, if someone asked me if I hated being yelled at as a kid, I say, “no”! That’s because so long as someone yelled, I figured they actually gave a damn. Now, with someone giving a damn about my life, I had all the time in the world to kick back and indulge in trips of fantasy. The mind is a temple… Or at least an amusement park in my case. Years of piling inane pointless education onto the poor roller coaster has resulted in some cracked wheels and wobbly rails. It isn’t really that I’m coming unhinged, but the possibility that one heavy run on the tracks could turn me into a doddering buffoon has crossed the very same mind in question.
If you’re still reading, I salute you sir, for you seem to have a firm handle on your priorities. You see, delving into something as meaningless as reading this trash means you have someone giving a damn. I say, utilize this time to goof off, chase butterflies or shave cats; whatever tickles your fancy. Take it from me, coming unhinged isn’t exactly repairable. It’s the ugly accident you read about – where 15 clowns rode the big ride and clown viscera decorate the once cheerful fun land that you called your mind!